Spring 2006 Fashion Don'ts

This is always an exciting time of year for shopaholics: new Spring fashions are in the stores and we can begin to think about putting away our tired, old winter clothes in favor of some snappy, new pieces.

Unless, of course, those new Spring "fashions" are heinous.

Take, for example, this jersey dress from Yaya, jersey leotard (gymnastics class, anyone?) and black leggings (again, jersey) from Marc Jacobs.

And let's not overlook Susana Monaco's tube short jumper (can also be worn as a swimsuit; how versatile!).

I hope there's more to Spring '06 than these Flashdance throwbacks; I love jersey knit as much as the next girl, but given these options, I think I'll restrict that material to my bed sheets.